We Need To Talk… About Katrina Kaif’s Abs

Awe is a small word for what I have been feeling every time I look at Katrina Kaif and her abs in Baar Baar Dekho. First of all, it’s not fair to anyone who believed that ‘curves’ were in, secondly, this woman is going to give a major complex to even herself from a few years ago. Maybe she wrote a diary when she was younger, deciding to look like this when she crosses 30:

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For people like me, who have lived on the fluffier side of life for say, 29 out of 29 years, this is far from inspiration. Trust me, I am not feeling bad, at all!

During the trailer launch event of Baar Baar Dekho, Kat apparently revealed the reason she went ahead and did crunches, repeatedly… which was (no brownie points for this) her much-talked-about (and much-alleged) breakup with her long-term beau, Ranbir Kapoor.

I am now out of the self-loathing phase, almost! But do you see what she is doing? Women and men alike will want to know how she achieved this dream body of hers and yesss we have a new fad coming to town very soon! I believe I read somewhere that Katrina gave up water to get abs like these. Hmmm.

When Katrina dances (or walks), this is what you see:

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While you notice the cool attire, you cannot take your eyes off THOSE abs:

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And then she hits the beach so confidently seducing her onscreen beau with her eyes (we would like to think so!)

giphy2 A shaadi function follows where Katrina is seen wearing this lovely pink lehenga, but her abs are the main focus again:

tumblr_obczi2x8081rwbf4ro7_r1_540 Kya kar rahe ho yaar!

I did mention a few months ago how she was getting ready to make everyone jealous with that body of hers, I didn’t believe myself also that time and had to go back to this… 

Did you forget this, though? Don’t blame her for looking so hot, she gave us a hint well in advance.

thequint2f2016-072f44e88f4e-65ab-4996-9200-6643b8f57d7e2f17q9csThis one’s probably the look your neighborhood aunty gives every girl of marriageable age at every event or shaadi, also Katrina-inspired…

tumblr_obczi2x8081rwbf4ro2_500 Sorry aunty, everyone doesn’t have it in them 😛 

As far as ‘fitting’ into set notions of society like condensed milk in kulfi moulds goes, a few friends, classmates and colleagues heard about my new year resolution this year. I planned to learn the Hula Hoop and I wasted no time in rushing to a sports shop to buy a bright yellow one that now collects dust in some corner of the house. Obviously, two attempts at learning weren’t quite enough. Or I may have lied to you and this might have happened:

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You see what I don’t see… dancing makes us even more jiggly wiggly:

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But, we’re cool nonetheless! Raise your hands if you feel what I am saying here and let me know what you think about this brutally honest post.

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The thoughts above are all mine. Please be nice and give some credit incase you plan on borrowing some of them 🙂

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